Konbarnmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty dolphin.

Konbarnmeg created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Konbarnmeg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Konbarnmeg, he will think nothing of it.

Konbarnmeg's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Konbarnmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow hamsters to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

4. Run away if three rats approach from the east.

5. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.