Cenflowjin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing jaguar.

Cenflowjin created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Cenflowjin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cenflowjin, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cenflowjin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cenflowjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales in need.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never pour water over plants.