Getwotflatgil is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, caring otter.

Getwotflatgil created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getwotflatgil, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Getwotflatgil, it will turn you into a rock.

Getwotflatgil's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Getwotflatgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Do not place onions upon stone.