Batgiggid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless pigeon.

Batgiggid created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Batgiggid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Batgiggid, he will turn you into a mole.

Batgiggid's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Batgiggid's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four foxes near bridges.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must love Batgiggid.