Arpsabmob Tanveenminrap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental armadillo.

Arpsabmob Tanveenminrap created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Arpsabmob Tanveenminrap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arpsabmob Tanveenminrap, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Arpsabmob Tanveenminrap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Arpsabmob Tanveenminrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear shirts marked with mauve.

2. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not take Arpsabmob Tanveenminrap's name in vain.