Gunstipfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful butterfly.

Gunstipfarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunstipfarn, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gunstipfarn, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gunstipfarn's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gunstipfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Always wash your head before prayer.

5. Never mark doors with black.