Betrutlat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful monkey.

Betrutlat created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Betrutlat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Betrutlat, he will not invite you to parties.

Betrutlat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Betrutlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Betrutlat.

4. Never remain standing at midday.

5. Heed all portents.