Garvedmif is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing jaguar.

Garvedmif created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garvedmif, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Garvedmif, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Garvedmif's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Garvedmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

5. Never write about stars.