Cenhabkar Dussug is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humorless zebra.

Cenhabkar Dussug created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenhabkar Dussug, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cenhabkar Dussug, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cenhabkar Dussug's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cenhabkar Dussug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Hide from red dolphins for they are unholy.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Never wear blue jumpers on sacred days.