Hugcubfagkamragbusyaknab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast otter.

Hugcubfagkamragbusyaknab created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugcubfagkamragbusyaknab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hugcubfagkamragbusyaknab, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hugcubfagkamragbusyaknab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Hugcubfagkamragbusyaknab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with blue.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Heed all portents.