Zedgidsab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, clever dove.

Zedgidsab created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Zedgidsab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zedgidsab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Zedgidsab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Zedgidsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at midnight.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Do not listen to music.