Bancenjap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless snake.

Bancenjap created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bancenjap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bancenjap, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bancenjap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bancenjap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bancenjap.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bancenjap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never whisper while facing north.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not keep eight seals in a large pit.