Donartgad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciless dove.

Donartgad created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donartgad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Donartgad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Donartgad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Donartgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tapirs.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Never paint your hands fawn.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Pray towards the west.