Rot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered raven.

Rot created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rot, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rot, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rot's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rot's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at dawn.

2. Never handle copper while unclean.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Always help goats in need.