Sigjigtaf is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, strong
tapir.
Sigjigtaf created Asia seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Sigjigtaf, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Sigjigtaf, he will not care at all.
Sigjigtaf's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Sigjigtaf's Holy Commandments1. Never think about ultrasonics.
2. Always remove kilts before touching iron.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Always act with patience when addressing children.
5. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.