Davanrag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, almighty wombat.

Davanrag created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davanrag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Davanrag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Davanrag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Davanrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Heed all dreams.

5. Always help ants.