Zanhaksat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced dog.

Zanhaksat created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanhaksat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zanhaksat, she will turn you into a mole.

Zanhaksat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Zanhaksat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snails while wearing mauve shirts.

4. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.