Jinfoddobstaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered donkey.

Jinfoddobstaf created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinfoddobstaf, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jinfoddobstaf, she will send you a sign.

Jinfoddobstaf's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Jinfoddobstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Never skip in winter.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Erect six carbon sculptures of Jinfoddobstaf on top of important buildings.