Zimmothad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, awesome dingo.

Zimmothad created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimmothad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zimmothad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zimmothad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Zimmothad's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.