Gemkonarf is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, almighty chicken.

Gemkonarf created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemkonarf, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gemkonarf, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gemkonarf's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gemkonarf's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Do not run in public.