Rawnutditarm is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, irritating otter.

Rawnutditarm created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawnutditarm, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rawnutditarm, she will turn you into a frog.

Rawnutditarm's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rawnutditarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not commit murder.