Vinhitzag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating chicken.

Vinhitzag created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinhitzag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vinhitzag, she will try to impress you with trees.

Vinhitzag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Vinhitzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vinhitzag on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.