Yattgemdab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unfair spider.

Yattgemdab created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Yattgemdab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yattgemdab, it will turn you into a duck.

Yattgemdab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yattgemdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Always count to five before sleeping.

5. Do not make images of living things.