Flabgedgad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, irritating human.

Flabgedgad created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabgedgad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flabgedgad, she will turn you into a mouse.

Flabgedgad's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Flabgedgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

2. Never remain prostrate at midday.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.