Fubfebdin is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, boastful fly.

Fubfebdin created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubfebdin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fubfebdin, he will turn you into a puffin.

Fubfebdin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fubfebdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.