Likyattquim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest goblin.

Likyattquim created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likyattquim, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Likyattquim, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Likyattquim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Likyattquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never wear cyan skirts.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

5. You must pray to Likyattquim seven times a day.