Linkipged is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, witty mongoose.

Linkipged created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Linkipged, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Linkipged, she will destroy your home planet.

Linkipged's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Linkipged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after goats.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hide from green capybaras for they are unholy.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Do not prepare cherries while wearing shoes.