Ranzogcit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty wyvern.

Ranzogcit created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ranzogcit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ranzogcit, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ranzogcit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Ranzogcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never feed cherries to ants while wearing shorts.

5. Never write about comets.