Cedquatkam is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured jellyfish.

Cedquatkam created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedquatkam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cedquatkam, she will turn you into a rock.

Cedquatkam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cedquatkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three foxes in one place.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never allow mites to sleep beneath your roof.