Vinpadyat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, egotistical cat.

Vinpadyat created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vinpadyat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vinpadyat, he will be very sad.

Vinpadyat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vinpadyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Never curse while facing west.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.