Libwabnil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud turtle.

Libwabnil created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libwabnil, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Libwabnil, he will turn you into a rock.

Libwabnil's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Libwabnil's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never pray while filled with joy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear rings marked with magenta.

5. Never proclaim while facing east.