Mapfomlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, temperamental bee.

Mapfomlarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapfomlarp, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mapfomlarp, it will destroy your home solar system.

Mapfomlarp's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Mapfomlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Mapfomlarp in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

3. Never talk about dark matter near dolphins while wearing brown ear rings.

4. Always remove tights before touching silicon.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.