Lidmobrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, strong squirrel.

Lidmobrutt created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lidmobrutt, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lidmobrutt, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Lidmobrutt's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Lidmobrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.