Nullnibrut is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, temperamental wasp.

Nullnibrut created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullnibrut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nullnibrut, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Nullnibrut's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nullnibrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near voles while wearing turquoise dresses and balancing eight platinum spheres on your feet.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never touch water while blessed.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Never sing in the presence of elders.