Wigfligwapmilflatjiptunged is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless hedgehog.

Wigfligwapmilflatjiptunged created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigfligwapmilflatjiptunged, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wigfligwapmilflatjiptunged, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wigfligwapmilflatjiptunged's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Wigfligwapmilflatjiptunged's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. Always obey Wigfligwapmilflatjiptunged's priests.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help frogs in need.

5. Never mix turnips with oil.