Farnfubkom is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omnipotent goat.

Farnfubkom created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnfubkom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Farnfubkom, it will ignore you.

Farnfubkom's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Farnfubkom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

4. Do not name children after birds.

5. Never wear orange shoes on sacred days.