Pogcunkop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical raven.

Pogcunkop created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pogcunkop, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pogcunkop, it will send minions to preach to you.

Pogcunkop's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Pogcunkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Never allow bats to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Never talk about grasshopers.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.