Artflansat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise donkey.

Artflansat created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Artflansat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Artflansat, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Artflansat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Artflansat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Never gather four foxes in one place.