Ditkabnanfar is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective guinea pig.

Ditkabnanfar created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditkabnanfar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ditkabnanfar, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ditkabnanfar's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ditkabnanfar's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never travel toward the north during winter.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

5. Never gather seven badgers in one place.