Nanvadbonkkingedpod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm naga.

Nanvadbonkkingedpod created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nanvadbonkkingedpod, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nanvadbonkkingedpod, he will think nothing of it.

Nanvadbonkkingedpod's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nanvadbonkkingedpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle carbon while unclean.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.