Gutgovhug is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, flying chinchilla.

Gutgovhug created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutgovhug, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gutgovhug, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gutgovhug's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gutgovhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Always help cats in need.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

5. Always share cucumbers with strangers, but never with dogs.