Cissnatnurl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish whale.

Cissnatnurl created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissnatnurl, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cissnatnurl, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cissnatnurl's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cissnatnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

3. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

4. Never mark doors with orange.

5. Never allow swans to witness sacred rites.