Wanrilyar is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fast alligator.

Wanrilyar created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Wanrilyar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wanrilyar, it will not care at all.

Wanrilyar's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Wanrilyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Hide from blue capybaras for they are unholy.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never feed corn to sharks while wearing green ear rings.