Bissawrotcensogcabmotlik is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful raven.

Bissawrotcensogcabmotlik created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissawrotcensogcabmotlik, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bissawrotcensogcabmotlik, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bissawrotcensogcabmotlik's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bissawrotcensogcabmotlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never wear fawn shorts on sacred days.

3. Never remain bowed at dusk.

4. Put Bissawrotcensogcabmotlik first in all things.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.