Ortzigtar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless mouse.

Ortzigtar created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ortzigtar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ortzigtar, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ortzigtar's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Ortzigtar's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always obey Ortzigtar's priests.

3. Do not take Ortzigtar's name in vain.

4. Never hop in the presence of frogs.

5. Do not kill great tits.