Cimquamsid is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless dragonfly.

Cimquamsid created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimquamsid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cimquamsid, she will laugh at you.

Cimquamsid's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cimquamsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Remain kneeling during prayer.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Do not eat strawberries.