Jigsab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering beaver.

Jigsab created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Jigsab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jigsab, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jigsab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Jigsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Run away from brown manatees, for they are unholy.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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