Fudgebgid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless skunk.

Fudgebgid created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudgebgid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fudgebgid, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fudgebgid's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fudgebgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not jump at crossroads.