Renbonfub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate salamander.

Renbonfub created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Renbonfub, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Renbonfub, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Renbonfub's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Renbonfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

3. Never wear white corsets.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never record names.