Jigbegmum is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful wolf.

Jigbegmum created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigbegmum, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jigbegmum, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Jigbegmum's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jigbegmum's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Retreat if seven tortoises approach from the west.