Ruttfadyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, uncaring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ruttfadyarp created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfadyarp, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ruttfadyarp, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ruttfadyarp's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Ruttfadyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

2. Never point your arms toward the west during prayer.

3. Run away if nine snails approach from the east.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.