Vencitved is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciless swallow.

Vencitved created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Vencitved, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vencitved, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Vencitved's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vencitved's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Run away if five snakes approach from the east.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.