Gedfadmut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic parrot.

Gedfadmut created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gedfadmut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gedfadmut, she will be very sad.

Gedfadmut's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gedfadmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Heed all dreams.

5. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.