Sombinkin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, loving fox.

Sombinkin created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sombinkin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sombinkin, it will turn you into a slug.

Sombinkin's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sombinkin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white otters for they are unholy.

2. Always remove stockings before touching titanium.

3. Do not record numbers concerning galaxies.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not chant at mountains.