Rutnardub is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome mole.

Rutnardub created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutnardub, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rutnardub, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rutnardub's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rutnardub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.